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The LOST Underground Art Project

I remember seeing Damon, Carlton and a Polar Bear a while ago and wanting to buy every single piece on there, but what I didn’t realise was that Gallery1988 actually had an exhibition, and the multitude of other artwork that was on show, with the overarching name for all of this being The LOST Underground Art Project.

Thank you so much to The LOST Underground Art Show for providing an exhaustive gallery [with info on each piece], which has resulted in a cheesy grin being plastered all over my face for the last 20 minutes while I scrolled through it all slowly.

Here are some of my favourites [click each image to embiggen]…

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And here’s The Official LOST Video Podcast that covered the event…

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Single Blip Wavelets

If that title made no sense to you, cast your eyes over the picture below and prepare to be enlightened.

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[via Mashable]

All sorted? Excellent. The past couple of days, I’ve been trying out Single Blip Wavelets and have grown to love them; but that was with one other Waver [add that to the terminology list, Mashable]. The big test came today, when we tried it out in the main Wavelet [10+ Wavers], and it went from excitement to disappointment and eventually to hilarity. I think that was the consensus anyway.

Anyway, here’s a list of thoughts & grievances…

  • Leave the Blip in perennial edit mode if possible – i.e. don’t click ‘Done’ / Shift + Enter
  • Always leave a few lines at the bottom of the Blip, so that others can type simultaneously and the issue of unintentionally adding line breaks, mid-someone-else’s-sentence is avoided – assign a buffer b!tch if need be
  • We quickly adapted to using identifiers – first initials, then colours. Now, this would be fine if I wasn’t colour blind, and doubly fine IF YOU COULD SET DEFAULT FONT PREFERENCES FOR YOURSELF … apparently you can’t do that within a Blip yet, and weird inheritance of colours would occur, based on where you were within the Blip, so people had to constantly type something out and then highlight + change font colour. I know it’s a preview and all, but that really does seem like something logical that is associated with every single chat client from the last 10 years
  • People typing in invisotext is bad, m’kay? >.<
  • Ninja editing can cause hell, since it’s a gazillion times harder to identify
  • Lag becomes a non-issue

I swear that list was longer in my mind… Anyway, I still do feel that if a real-time conversation is taking place [everyone is constantly watching / participating in the Wavelet], having it all contained within one Blip really is the way to go; it saves you from lag and clicking like a mad man. Where it falls apart is if people are away from the conversation for an hour or so, and then come back to see paragraphs of text that start to border on incomprehensible, which was interesting considering that we all know each others’ writing nuances fairly well.

I’m sticking with it though, dammit, especially in two-person Wavelets, because it really does kick all kinds of ass over IM programs.

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The Hat Bender

Flamed by alcohol last night, nostalgia was a hot topic for a good hour or so, and there was one person from primary school I fondly recalled; The Hat Bender.

You see, back in the day, basketball caps were all the rage, and there were three critical success factors to anyone’s basketball cap; it was a Starter, it had six stitches and just the right amount of bend.

The Starter label and six stitches were easy enough to obtain / verify, you just had to pay a premium until those dodgy Asian shops got the memo that eight stitches or four stitches were simply unacceptable.

The bend though, was the elusive part, and harder to get right. There were murmurings of mythical machines in the city that applied just the right amount of bend, but most of us didn’t frequent the city that often, so we had to make do with badly bent caps, and walked around with our heads hanging in shame, but at least protected from the sun.

This all changed one day though, when someone walked in with a new cap that was perfect! Everyone assumed The Kid scored a lucky break and got to meet The Machine, but he proclaimed that he could replicate this bend for a nominal amount.

The anticipation at little lunch [god bless the person that came up with that term] was high, but everyone was equally sceptical, and wondered what was so special about The Kid’s hands. Someone volunteered their hat, The Kid placed it on his knee, and 15 seconds later… *GASP*

Turns out The Kid’s knee was perfectly shaped for the job at hand and a star was born! I do remember him being quite the porker, so I’d like to send a belated thank you to his irresponsible parents.

Sadly, I can’t remember The Kid’s name, or even his face, but his knee has withstood the test of time.

P.S. My first was a Phoenix Suns cap.

P.P.S. Thank you mobile web.

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TITANICTAR 3D: For your consideration

Awards season is coming up in the movieverse, and next year, I predict there will only be one movie on everyone’s lips – TITANICTAR

A genius feasts on his Beef Rendang and suddenly, achieves a temporary state of enlightenment, and inspires greatness in The Wave.

“So I remembered in a Wave ages ago, we talked about the highest grossing movies of all time. Avatar was Number 2, and Titantic was number 1…  so then it came to me – how awesome would it be if you combined both movies into a new blockbuster!!!!”

“You’re able to project yourself as one of the passengers on a big boat about to sink?”
 
“No no, it’s a love story you see. The main actor projects himself as the SHIP, and the main female actress projects herself as the ICEBERG!!!

And in the final tragic ending, they go down together, the ship sinks and the iceberg melts. Weird alien birds fly into the alien sun and the audience cries!”

“Dicaprio holding alien woman at the front of a spaceship woot”

*fade to black* … TITANICTAR

Additional sub-plot

“We have 4 projected things. One person will project themselves as the Ship, another as the Iceberg, the third as the World’s Most Comfortable Chair and we have a 4th left in case anyone else had some ideas. My suggestion would be that the 4th person projects themselves as James Cameron”

“Maybe the World’s Most Comfortable Chair is the director’s chair, but it is also the chair you sit in to project yourself. So then someone kills James Cameron, has this OTHER chair (World’s Secondmost Comfortable Chair) so that they can project themselves as James Cameron, and THEN sits in the World’s Most Comfortable Chair to commence said projection, only to realise that they are projected as a chair”

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Voice-overs

I saw Adaptation today, and found this quote, addressed to a screenplay seminar class regarding voice-overs, pretty darn hilarious.

…and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That’s flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.

Clearly Kaufman doesn’t take himself too seriously, but then, all I could think of Dexter, and the huge role it plays in that show as a story-telling device. As much as Michael C. Hall can act, it sure has made getting into the mind of a morally ambiguous serial killer a lot easier, and I’m not sure on what level the show would work without it.

And on the topic of serial killers, another choice quote from the movie…

Charlie Kaufman: The only idea more overused than serial killers is multiple personality. On top of that, you explore the notion that cop and criminal are really two aspects of the same person. See every cop movie ever made for other examples of this.

Donald Kaufman: Mom called it “psychologically taut”.

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Google, Android and the iPhone: A collaborative rant

Well, me starting today’s Wave [a daily thing with high school / uni mates] with Techcrunch’s review of the Nexus One led to some fantastic discussion [it’s normally not tech-heavy at all, which made it even better reading for me], so I’m just going to dump a crapload of it here. Because it’s my blog, and I can! With a few minor edits.

A: “Google’s angle is the open apps community, and how they can nurture collaboration, distribution, encourage participation, and grow loyalty that way. As opposed to Apple’s ease of use (consumption) store.”

B: “Dunno man, I hope it works but I’m kinda doubtful how mass market it will be. Cos Apple’s closed system allows them to control all the content which has both pros and cons, but for the mass market probably more pros”

C: “The iPhone only has ONE PERCENT handset market share… this article just came out today, it sums up things well – Android or iPhone? Wrong Question

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B: “Wow, yeah that changes things quite a bit actually. Cos I can imagine Android being the main platform for mid-level smartphones and above. If it ends up replacing Win Mobile or s60 (?), then yeah it’ll actually get a good chunk of the market without crossing over to Apple land. If Android starts appearing on Nokias I might seriously consider going back to a Nokia phone.

One hurdle though would be the hardware that powers it. You’ll probably have varying degrees of enjoyment using the platform. Sony and Nokia have always been a bit slow on adopting the newest processors so it might hurt Android’s chances there. Anyway if the next Nokia N9X series is an Android I will be buying one.”

D: “Sif, give up on Nokia it’s crap.”

E: “Nokia is sticking with Symbian but changing the UI.”

B: “Man Symbian is always changing its UI but it’s never actually that good compared to its competitors. It was great 3 years ago when there was no competition but now it’s different.”

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F: http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/01/analysis-yawn-google-introduces-iphone-clone

E: “Retarded article from an obvious iPhone user.”

D: “So basically you fight his argument by calling him an “iPhone user””

E: “I’m not fighting.”

D: “Doesn’t make any of what he says incorrect. Maybe a bit inflammatory”

E: “No it’s a bit stupid. Google ain’t in the business of making hardware nor do they give a shit about a superphone that has all the features mankind can think of, that isn’t their strategy. Their (nice!) strategy is to have people use Google for email, search, navigation, etc.

What they want is the exposure to the mobile market, exposure to more ad revenues period. Google isn’t in the business of selling stuff to consumers, their business is ad revenue.

I think the guy has lost the point, if they were to make a superphone, the be all and end all of all phones they would piss off their partners (Motorola, Sony Ericsson, etc) who’d probably just abandon the platform. The more phones out there and the more products using Android and using Google specific apps the better their bottom dollar is.”

D: “Look there’s nothing wrong with the phone, but when you brand it GOOGLE PHONE then that’s what it becomes in the market”

C: “They’re not branding it as that. People are

D: If you can buy it through google.com/phone I think it speaks for itself”

C: “Fine”

E: “Dude it’s marketing, Google Phone or a phone by Google gets people interested. Fuck if HTC brought out the same phone no one would give a shit or even notice. But what this has done is brought all the media companies to cover it… If they can use their name to give Android the attention it deserves then all power to them. One thing “Google Phone” has over HTC is awareness.”

D: “I think both articles are right. It’s obvious to me that Google is targeting to be a superphone eventually, and it’s late to the race. But the population of phone users is big enough and diverse enough for both of them to “win” in their own rights

C: It’s all about the $$ from ad revenue

D: “I‘m saying that there is enough market share to go around for everyone, so the article you linked is right and I agree, but that doesn’t change that Google is still aiming to have a superphone

C: Yeh, but I’m saying that that’s a secondary goal. Like, if they thought about it, they’d think, we want all this mobile ad revenue, etc. That’s the first thing, and then, yeh, how the fk do we do that? Create a mobile OS that we can dump on a shitload of phone manufacturers that functions as well as the iPhone OS.

D: “What’s this got to do with anything at all? As proven above it’s still a Google phone. You can pay someone else to do something and endorse it, it’s still your phone

E: You don’t get it, it’s not about the phone, it’s Android they’re pushing. Putting their name on it creates Android awareness, that’s all. If a mainstream consumer were to now walk into a phone store and go can I have a Google phone, they’d be like can I play with it, etc.

They’d understand there’s other shit out there that functions just as well as the iPhone. They’d also be told there are other phones that use the same OS and have different price points, etc.

D: You somehow treat the OS and the phone as two totally separate things. If this was true, then why even bother, and just work with HTC with one of their previous phones to make it work better

E: Come on try selling a HTC phone which has an Android OS and market it compared to selling a Google phone. Fuck half the idiots out there don’t know what an OS is.

D: And those idiots are really going to see the Google phone and go, OH BUT I CAN GET A SAMSUNG WITH THIS SAME OS.

No they’ll just get the Google phone

E: No but it creates awareness about the OS period. That’s the point, I doubt you’ll see many Google branded phones in the future... Ok, let’s say two years later they come for a new phone and there’s a bunch of Android phones, Nokia’s own Symbian OS based phones and the iPhone. What they had before is the Google phone and they want something similar. What do you think they’re going to choose?

D: This is on the assumption that there are no more Google phones. My prediction is, even if this is not what they are anticipating (please), that in 2 years the other phones get edged out and the Google phone becomes the main Android phone in the market.

Regardless of the OS, functionality in the phone trumps all for the consumer, and even now it seems to me the Google phone beats all the other alternatives”

Thanks to you all! I was a mere spectator, and may not necessarily agree with it all, but I loved reading it. Didn’t know how you felt about being named so I stuck with random letters.

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New man-director crush: Darren Aronofsky

I had a Darren Aronofsky marathon today, which resulted in a few things.

Requiem for a Dream is now my favourite movie. Ever. Perfect in every single way, and shot like I’ve never seen anything shot before.

Then I watched Pi, and I’ve now had the scene below on repeat for a while. In three minutes, it tackles some *big* issues in such an elegant, simple manner, and explains obsession so well.

I ended the marathon with The Fountain, and relatively speaking, it was a disappointment. I think I got used to his style, and liked it so much that I just wanted more of the same, but his leap into into time jumping, sci-fi romance was very different – not that I didn’t still enjoy the heck out of it.

Also, screw you and your copyright blergh YouTube, not allowing me to embed the video above. I had to instead d/l it as an mp4, and then email it to Posterous, which in a matter of minutes transcoded it into Flash and threw it in its player; Posterous++

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This should have probably been the first post

So, the plan is to start blogging again, but I just needed to start somewhere new, and Posterous is clean and simple, but still gives me a decent amount of control to tweak the css if need be.

I had around 10 posts sitting as drafts in my old blog last year, and for whatever reason, they never felt finished. Then Twitter came along, and I was so darn thankful for that 140 character limit, because it gave me the freedom to write a line or two and feel that sense of completeness that took hours to achieve in a blog post.

But even though I’m constantly spamming Twitter these days, there are times when one or two tweets don’t get a point across, and other times where it feels like a topic deserves the blog medium vs. the Twitter one, in which case I’ll revert to this shiny, new toy.

Having said that, it could just start gathering dust, but hey, I tried.

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2009: The year in movies

I only had one real goal this year; to watch a 100 movies at the cinemas. Sadly [sadder than the fact that that was my one real goal of the year [and year before too]], I’m stuck on 99, and I don’t know if I’m going to squeeze in a screening of The Lovely Bones tomorrow.

w00t! Scratch all that. I found a ticket stub for a Japanese Film Festival movie I missed that wasn’t in the IMDB database / my IMDB list [and people shake their head when I mention that I collect all my movie ticket stubs – this has saved me from another year of pain and guilt!]

Anyway, here’s the list, ranked, without explanation, as always [the list was completed 2 hours after I wrote this…I really need to do it as a dynamic, weekly list next year].

  1. Okuribito [Departures]
  2. Up
  3. Avatar
  4. Revolutionary Road
  5. Der Baader Meinhof Komplex [The Baader Meinhof Complex]
  6. Beautiful Kate
  7. Star Trek
  8. I Love You, Man
  9. The Girlfriend Experience
  10. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

  11. The Cove
  12. District 9
  13. Balibo
  14. Whatever Works
  15. This Is It
  16. Samson and Delilah
  17. Changeling
  18. Inglourious Basterds
  19. Doubt
  20. The Informant!
  21. A Serious Man
  22. Låt Den Rätte Komma In [Let The Right One In]
  23. Los abrazos rotos [Broken Embraces]
  24. The Wrestler
  25. Sunshine Cleaning
  26. Gran Torino
  27. The Reader
  28. Disgrace
  29. Moon
  30. It Might Get Loud
  31. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
  32. Seppun [The Kiss]
  33. Che: Part One
  34. Che: Part Two
  35. (500) Days of Summer
  36. Julie & Julia
  37. Genova
  38. Drag Me to Hell
  39. Funny People
  40. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  41. Brüno
  42. An Education
  43. Whip It
  44. Mary and Max
  45. The September Issue
  46. Hansamu sûtsu [The Handsome Suit]
  47. Coraline
  48. State of Play
  49. Yes Man
  50. Anvil! The Story of Anvil
  51. Watchmen
  52. Amreeka
  53. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
  54. Adam
  55. Fast & Furious
  56. Paper Heart
  57. Mao’s Last Dancer
  58. Rachel Getting Married
  59. The Boys Are Back
  60. Sherlock Holmes
  61. The Invention of Lying
  62. Is Anybody There?
  63. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
  64. Milk
  65. Ghost Town
  66. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
  67. The Soloist
  68. Synecdoche, New York
  69. Gomorra [Gomorrah]
  70. Chi Bi [Red Cliff]
  71. Role Models
  72. 9
  73. Duplicity
  74. Terminator Salvation
  75. Gravity’s Clowns
  76. Seven Pounds
  77. Gururi No Koto [All Around Us]
  78. A Christmas Carol
  79. Monsters vs Aliens
  80. Flammen & Citronen [Flame + Citron]
  81. Angels & Demons
  82. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  83. Bronson
  84. Year One
  85. Blindness
  86. Surrogates
  87. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
  88. Valkyrie
  89. Transporter 3
  90. The International
  91. Séraphine
  92. Zombieland
  93. Gake no ue no Ponyo [Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea]
  94. Public Enemies
  95. Where the Wild Things Are
  96. The Hangover
  97. Capitalism: A Love Story
  98. Push
  99. Kei hei hup [Metallic Attraction: Kungfu Cyborg]
  100. 2012 [I seriously stand by my tweet on this. Just, please stop, Mr. Emmerich]

Ok, a line of analysis… #1 – #50 are all pretty darn good and worthy of a second viewing. #73 onwards is where I go from like to dislike, and #98, #99 and #100; I do not wish the type of punishment I endured during them upon anyone.

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All things Avatar

A collection of all things Avatar that I’ve come across / found interesting. Feel free to throw anything else in the comments…

James Cameron’s Avatar Movie Performance Capture Featurette

A video showing how the “performance capture” was done for Avatar.

@massawyrm’s Avatar movie review

This review pretty much sums up my thoughts verbatim

Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg

Free Love Forum takes you behind the scenes of the revolutionary new bootleg of the revolutionary new movie. Hilarious stuff!

Please mount my hot blue alien

Analysing why James Cameron really made Avatar – alien porn!

“When we would draw Neytiri and she had fins on her back and gills and all kinds of weird protuberances and so on in odd places, the question was, well, would you want to do her? No? OK, let’s back off from that.” – James Cameron

The Data-Crunching Power Behind Avatar 

A look at some of the high-density server and networking gear inside the Weta Digital data center used to render the animation for Avatar.

A final copy of Avatar equated to 17.28 gigabytes per minute of storage.”

UPDATE:

James Cameron’s Avatar screenplay

Fox recently released all 152 pages of James Cameron’s Avatar screenplay online as a PDF

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